Guess what came in the mail today? I finally bought myself protective eyewear, for cone-peeping. I know, I know, this is decades late; but admit it, you have your doubts about the harm, too. I've been peering through spy holes for 25 years, and my distance eyesight is still 20/20; I started wearing reading glasses when I was 43, but so did everyone else. (I hope all this doesn't catch up to me when I'm 70.)
And! If I'd known how very cool they'd look, I'd have bought a pair a long while ago. These I bought on Ebay, I think it was $17 for two pair, including shipping.
The leather jacket was a $20 Goodwill find. The only drawback is I can't stop saying, "Aaaayyy!"