Last night was Portland Pottery's big holiday party! Every year I tend the bar for this event, and I like to overdress for it, just for fun. This got a lot harder last year when I reached size 12, officially plus-sized. Here's me shopping in Goodwill for this year's dress:
flipping hangers: Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. HEY THERE'S ONE THAT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE FROM THE CURTAINS AT MOTEL 6!! Oh, wait, it's a
size 6 that someone put away wrong....[Keeps flipping] Ugly. Ugly. Ugly.
I did finally find a pretty fabulous dress, that
fit...size 14. Even though I'm no heavier than last year at this time!
Whatever, looks great, I'll take it.
I get dressed, get in the car, and....rrrrrrrip. Right up the back.
So I went in my dowdy office-party dress.
FML. Going to the gym.
The show's still up until Sunday. You should go!