It must be my Yankee upbringing; I have a hell of a time doing self-promotion. I can read all the books in the world about marketing and sales, but it doesn't silence the little voice telling me that blowing one's own horn is tacky and crass. With that in mind, I have brainstormed a list of potential slogans that seem modest enough to sneak by my inner critic. Let me know what you think.
Fine Mess Pottery: It doesn't suck!
Minnesota version: Fine Mess Pottery: It could be worse.
Fine Mess Pottery, because, why not?
Fine Mess Pottery: Producing fine stoneware since you were playing with little cars. (Whaddaya think, too aggressive?)
Beats a Sharp Stick in the Eye.
Fine Mess Pottery: Because you gotta buy 'em something.
I dunno -- still needs work
Dear Holland Bulb Company
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